These sounded completely depraved to me

"Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo" (thetomselleck)
02/01/2016 at 23:53 • Filed to: Food... lock.

So I bought them.

Add a scrambled egg, some butter, grated cheddar and mozzarella, and but a dash of syrup, and you end up wondering why can’t every meal be breakfast.

DISCUSSION (14)

gin-san - shitpost specialist > Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo
02/02/2016 at 00:06

I like the idea of homemade McGriddles but simultaneously disgusted and amazed and how many I would eat at home. A sausage patty or some Canadian bacon would make this breakfast heaven.

Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo > gin-san - shitpost specialist
02/02/2016 at 00:08

Bacon would have made this undisputed. I don’t buy bacon much these days because I’m not as young as I used to be...

Frank Grimes > Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo
02/02/2016 at 00:14

why do we need to make foods flavored like other foods?

gin-san - shitpost specialist > Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo
02/02/2016 at 00:14

Heck, even a slice of tomato would be great, even better if you have avocado, too. Little hot sauce on top and you can have a breakfast sammie you can feel a bit less guilty about.

I nearly drooled on myself while typing this reply.

Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo > Frank Grimes
02/02/2016 at 00:14

America

Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo > gin-san - shitpost specialist
02/02/2016 at 00:16

I considered the avocado but I like to save them for a salad or a regular sammich.

unclevanos (Ovaltine Jenkins) > Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo
02/02/2016 at 00:27

Can you send me one through the post office? It might make it to my house cold and moldy but there is a chance it might still be edible.

Jonee > Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo
02/02/2016 at 00:53

Very interesting. How are they with just some butter, or cream cheese? Have you gone that route, or did you go right for the McGriddler right from the first bagel?

Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo > Jonee
02/02/2016 at 00:58

McGriddle from the get-go. Though the bagels themselves are fragrant, I did not trust them to be syrupy enough to satisfy my itch, and I was correct.

Jonee > Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo
02/02/2016 at 01:04

Yeah, maple flavor and syrup are two different animals. Still, I’ll keep my eye out for them.